Welcome back to the Christmas Cactus Investigation Bureau Blog! As you can see from our post dates, we don't update often, but when we have news of the mysterious monstrosity of Cacti Noel's, we post immediately. As Christmas time roles near, it is time to start deploying our field unit vans for constant scanning and alert status in the Christmas season. Two of our field unit vans will be patrolling different sides of Houston, TX throughout the month of December. Patterns have led us to believe that the most likely location for a cactus event to occur this year is Houston, TX, however, one field unit van will remain at the headquarters, ready for an emergency pursuit of any high priority leads anywhere else in the nation, in case Cacti Noel decides to pull a fast one on us.
I have confidence this year, that we will not be foiled in our attempt to better the world by solving the Legend of the Christmas Cactus. All mankind depends upon our success!
As always, if you have any information leading to the discovery of the Christmas Cactus or to report a sighting, please email us at legendofthechristmascactus@gmail.com.
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- Mister E., your diligent host. After all these years I am still seeking the elusive Christmas Cactus, wherever it may turn up.
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The Legend of The Christmas Cactus
It all began in the dusty pages of history. Legends say that the "Cacti Noel" was the work of a shady underground group who would target the yards and homes of those unfortunates who refused to decorate for Christmas. As time passed, the Cacti Noel took on various guises, currently it appears to be an inflatable yard ornament of gruesome taste, and has been dubbed the "Christmas Cactus" since the early part of the 20th Century.
We here at the Christmas Cactus Investigation Bureau (CCIB) are dedicated to tracking down the perpetrators of this dubious practice. Since 1930 when my poor old Grandpa E. was so shocked by the sudden appearance of the Christmas Cactus that he was struck speechless for three weeks, our family has been working for the betterment of all mankind.
If you have any information leading to the discovery of the Christmas Cactus, or to report a sighting, please email us at legendofthechristmascactus at gmail.com.
We here at the Christmas Cactus Investigation Bureau (CCIB) are dedicated to tracking down the perpetrators of this dubious practice. Since 1930 when my poor old Grandpa E. was so shocked by the sudden appearance of the Christmas Cactus that he was struck speechless for three weeks, our family has been working for the betterment of all mankind.
If you have any information leading to the discovery of the Christmas Cactus, or to report a sighting, please email us at legendofthechristmascactus at gmail.com.
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