Greetings to all of our fellow cactus investigators! A new year has arrived, and it has brought with it a new opportunity to solve the age-old legend of holiday horror. Ladies and gentlemen, after the events of last year, I am more excited than I have been in years. I am gearing up with all of our new high-tech equipment, and will begin patrolling the Houston, TX area with cousin Ernie tomorrow morning at 4:00 AM, sharp. You will be the first to be updated as soon as any information relating to a cactus event is discovered. In the mean time, please consider supporting the CCIB this holiday season! Perhaps you could purchase a Christmas Cactus shirt for a loved one this Christmas to help fund our gas money this season and spread awareness of the great threat that lurks in the midst of everyday society.
As always, if you have any information leading to the discovery of the Christmas Cactus, or to report a sighting, please email us at legendofthechristmascactus@gmail.com.
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- Mister E., your diligent host. After all these years I am still seeking the elusive Christmas Cactus, wherever it may turn up.
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The Legend of The Christmas Cactus
It all began in the dusty pages of history. Legends say that the "Cacti Noel" was the work of a shady underground group who would target the yards and homes of those unfortunates who refused to decorate for Christmas. As time passed, the Cacti Noel took on various guises, currently it appears to be an inflatable yard ornament of gruesome taste, and has been dubbed the "Christmas Cactus" since the early part of the 20th Century.
We here at the Christmas Cactus Investigation Bureau (CCIB) are dedicated to tracking down the perpetrators of this dubious practice. Since 1930 when my poor old Grandpa E. was so shocked by the sudden appearance of the Christmas Cactus that he was struck speechless for three weeks, our family has been working for the betterment of all mankind.
If you have any information leading to the discovery of the Christmas Cactus, or to report a sighting, please email us at legendofthechristmascactus at gmail.com.
We here at the Christmas Cactus Investigation Bureau (CCIB) are dedicated to tracking down the perpetrators of this dubious practice. Since 1930 when my poor old Grandpa E. was so shocked by the sudden appearance of the Christmas Cactus that he was struck speechless for three weeks, our family has been working for the betterment of all mankind.
If you have any information leading to the discovery of the Christmas Cactus, or to report a sighting, please email us at legendofthechristmascactus at gmail.com.
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